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I Stayed At The MOST EXPENSIVE Hotel in London...
Video subtitles: I Stayed At The MOST EXPENSIVE Hotel in London...
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oh sorry right guys so I did the worst
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rated hotel here you go boy this place
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y'all boys are look at the state of this
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place always honks someone less than
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that so it's just that oh look at this
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there's a milk just chilling in there
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that is mental who's that's got legs
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that has got legs let's see what this
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masterpiece shower has to show boys and
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it's just not getting hot literally that
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right there is it bedbugs
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oh it's got moving oh my oh my oh my
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this is a room so here we are today we I
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have just booked the best which is the
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shard in London
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it currently has 4.5 stars on there on
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Tripadvisor so this is literally the top
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review yesterday it is wow wow wow this
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place lives up to all the hype the way
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it looks feels smells is everything you
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expect from a top-notch hotel the gong
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bar and the 52nd floor is amazing cozy
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but expensive I definitely gotta go
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check that bar at you know I love my
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alcohol give a good detailed review of
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that this place is gonna be experts only
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fair though that we do look at the
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terrible reviews there are 51 out of
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over general just shy of 4000 reviews
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focuses on all the wrong things I've
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already relayed most of the below to the
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hotel directly laughs okay so remember
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that bar that I just spoke about we
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joined our friends up there for a drink
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and we were enjoying ourselves then the
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volume of the music increased suddenly
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and significantly we asked if they'd
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mind please turning this back down as we
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couldn't hear each other the manager can
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have been more arrogant rude and
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unwelcoming my partner said he found the
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volumes stressful anyways I'm gonna go
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in here I'm gonna critique I will say
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what scrapland wants not worth the money
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and I will be completely honest that
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they have not given me a room they're
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not giving me no money to do this this
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is all out of my own pocket I'm gonna
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we're gonna head to one of the most
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prestigious hotels in the whole world
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and obviously in London as well so so
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this is just like the lobby area a
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little Christmas tree they got going on
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sick very boozy make very bougie alright
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anyways this is us let me in
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I say get in there alright oh wait oh
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Jesus Christ oh as soon as you come in
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the windows mother you're what of you if
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you do not like Heights
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that is mad so that's a London Bridge
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station right there yo pre the view on
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this place Wow
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Jesus Christ obviously got these
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beauties here that right there is called
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the walkie talkie this one right here
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all those big buildings over there is
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Canary Wharf
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all are there a couple more bridges yeah
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more bridges the merrier to be honest so
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on the website this one is called the
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iconic room yeah it's just called like
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iconic view room something like that
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they did offer me though to stay in the
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iconic suite it's 500 quid more and I
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was like okay I'll just keep the one
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that I've got now Thanks besides it'll
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bed go look at this I have that let's do
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a little little room tour I think I
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skipped a lot got a bit excited you've
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got to see the bathroom you got to have
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a peg bathroom Oh digital bathroom there
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we go
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your boy rocking the not this drop with
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the last drop crotch world top okay
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what's this what sort of angle are they
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expected me to sit on this seat up right
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this looks like very high-tech see it's
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got lots of buttons here okay okay now
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the guy did say that the pool was
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closing at 5:00 p.m. today which was I
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was a little bit disappointed about
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usually he said it's open much later but
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because there's a private function going
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on at the pool I assume I imagine if
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you'll come to London you were spending
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this sort of money and you wanted to go
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to the pool in the evening you would
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expect yourself to be able to go and
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have a little dip but I'm gonna go ahead
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check out the pool do you know what is
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quite weird though I do feel like the
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whole of London's looking at me like me
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just fooling around with an umbrella I
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feel like all of you lot out there are
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looking at me you sick freaks places
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bougie as hell look at this what's going
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up I don't like how it doesn't have a
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number though as jarring yeah have
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yourself a merry little Christmas
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[Applause]
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just got back from the pool and it was
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really nice it was a lot smaller than I
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thought it was gonna be and they were
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having a little bit of construction
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going on so yeah a little bit debatable
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with that but yeah it was small hardly
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anyone was there that was really nice
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also I was told is that that pool that I
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was just in is the highest one in Europe
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also the service here is ridiculous I
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don't think I've opened a single door
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myself besides my own door back there I
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I got a towel handed to me every time I
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got out of the pool yeah it's the
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service here is pretty ridiculous and
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this view is a mat at night I thought it
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was good during the day take a look at
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this holy smokes
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how crazy is this place at night man
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what's gonna happen now is I'm ordered
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myself a little bit of room service and
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then just have a quick nibble and then
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later on Gibbs gonna come and drawing
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we're gonna hit the restaurant see what
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the fuss is about that ok here we go
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24/7 breakfast Oh
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instantly the whole thing is worth it oh
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you look at the prices Maz aleni take a
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mortgage out for some buttermilk
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pancakes well I love lentil soup o46
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quick for our 54 for a Phillips take six
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quid for fried rice what I having a
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laugh
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show me the desserts make me become a
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fat pig creme brulee with raspberries in
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it black all right guys I'll be honest I
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did take a kick out out of the minibar
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it's cost me an arm and a leg in other
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news I've just found this look putting
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oculars mad you know look at this ha ha
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right who's shagging him what windows
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feel like this is something out of the
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movie little James Bond thing
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oh god I messed it up oh now I've ruined
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the new James Bond look what has turns
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in a second it's nice that is the way I
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tried the worst right at Hotel so it's
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only fair that I did the best rate at
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Hotel so yeah here we are what do you
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reckon we sell out of you if only for
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Jay Paul would you what's your favorite
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part about the room anyways you can see
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the floor what are those glasses wait
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wait wait we're gonna go restaurant in
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about 20 minutes and inspect and see
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what the food is like oh thing huh your
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vein Gotham we could go house get her
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here he's gonna need a connection so you
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can't hear anything
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no that's not the one ball sorry sorry
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do I know living on the lighter hmm
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every time no reading lot master wah wah
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is how you gonna like maybe it's not
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laughs okay
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oh is this the one yeah okay now we have
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a wellness environment now I can walk
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he's obviously making a lot of money so
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we see down low like I say sorry trying
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to be funny and thought it was even that
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funny
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Carlin Ellen when you see this I'm sorry
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of the of there was also here
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oh hey boy you come out like you don't I
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can only say sorry I try to do a bit
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yeah it's only about 250 so I jump
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change you being in boy that I can to
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paint a
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right first things first select the wine
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my munchies here I got the beef tartare
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which is raw beef so all the vegetarians
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out there look away now and then give
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hope right fish dried fish I've just
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hoovered that up how was yours yeah
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that's his Goffin so this is the venison
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again vegans I'm sorry it's a terrible
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day for you boys and girls fear me and
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give up I was still looks pretty awful
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when I said bang I didn't think oh my
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all right the munch is complete I'm not
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gonna lie I made a mistake by getting it
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too rare so hash to be said I'm gonna
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give this like a six or a seven out of
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ten but if I got it normally I bet it
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was like an eight 8.5 because it
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actually was nice I just messed up was
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throughout the bridge it was frozen in
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the middle so we're giving we're giving
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this place our 0.5 for a kidding us
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before me I'm gonna be vegan that look
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what you've done to beginner
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he's a vegan kiddo literally just came
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in my room before leaving and managed to
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sneak in and take a deuce sorry
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[Laughter]
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yo guys so it's currently 4 a.m. I got a
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bit carried away at the bar my so it's
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currently 4 a.m. and I'm wrong allied ok
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yo guys so it's currently 4 a.m. and I'm
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not got a bit carried away at the bar
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and yeah I'm here
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I made it it was an awfully expensive
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bar lovely bar but yeah I'm gonna head
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to bed it's 4:00 a.m. I'm gonna try and
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get up early oh please please gods allow
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me to get up early check out it's 12 i
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raked any hotel that has a mid day check
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out big up yourselves it means that
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hopefully I'll be able to go ahead and
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get to the gym and check out a few other
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things before I check out today let's
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get to bed in this absolute monster bed
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I've just been on my laptop checking out
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the latest upload and pick up everyone
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shown support lately it has been
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absolutely mental
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thank you guys very much good night yes
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guys it is now 10 in the morning I've
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just woke up and there's probably worse
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places to wake up in to be honest with
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you the weather is a bit crap today
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though which is a bit of a shame it's
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time to head to the gym get my day off
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with a little bit exercise so uh yeah
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let's do it right so just about I brush
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my teeth and I come across this so
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they've got like razor cream with comb
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cotton buds what that was a loofah
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oh so that's what they call the he's
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just called them what the scrubber and I
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don't know if I pointed this out but
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this is actually a TV I know look at
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that a whole last TV and my mirror
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alright so here it is this is the gym a
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bit small if I'm honest probably a bit
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bigger
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we got a peg warm and cold all times
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I've just none of this the weights only
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go up to 14 kg so if you can lift
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anything more than a feather you might
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be on the roads here this is really what
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I came for right here the cold towels
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glorious just had my shower feeling
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funky fresh little dressing gown on
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different gravy this light it makes a
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skin glow differently I feel like I've
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just been bathed in a Virgin Mary's
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bathwater how about that how about that
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right all packed up ready to go it's
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been an absolute pleasure time to head
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home funnily enough I literally live
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very close to here so I'm just gonna
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walk out one last time in these bougie
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lifts that I don't do it oh hello was it
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how was it it was good man the plate I
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liked it a lot I thought the place was
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very sick obviously for that sort of
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money very sick yeah the view is
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definitely like them anything about that
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place there you go to the shard for the
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view
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enough said the I said yeah the two best
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things at the view and also the service
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the people they're very friendly I felt
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like I didn't have to lift a finger for
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anything so that was bang in room
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service is top tier as well that's what
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a super important it's a little bit
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boring not you you'd get bored in there
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I know you're not supposed to like spend
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your whole time in the hotel or whatever
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but when I stayed in my hotels in the US
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or but they always have stuff to do
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there so for all the meals or everything
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else at one point to UK yeah to be
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unlike when I went up for drinks at the
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bar that I mean I'll come into like 180
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quid and I'm there this time
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Spenny but like you know if you've got
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that sort of peace I would recommend it
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it is good and I enjoyed it
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we're to stay there for a long time no
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short time yes and behavin won five out
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of ten I over and better than the other
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one Thea worse rate I can actually stay
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the night in this one
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