#3
Please, don’t be disheartened by the two star rating of this hotel. It really is a marvel of the modern day hotel industry. What they’ve achieved is nothing short of a miracle. Let me begin…
The utilisation of space is exemplary. The ability to cram a bed, tv, toilet and shower into a room smaller than the inside of my car would even give Joseph fritzel a run for his money.
Their approach to customers health is also commendable. Given the distance between the toilet and sink is roughly the width of a postage stamp, I had to work my legs into a splits in order to perform some rudimentary functions. The workout was most needed albeit unexpected, thank you.
What’s more, as a humble company, they didn’t even advertise this loo-come-gym apparatus on their list of amenities. I’d say they’ve missed a trick there.
All in all, a cracking stay however next time I might book a cupboard in the local gym. Probably a touch cheaper than the wallet thumping £120.